{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}