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Martin Bernhardt was a German neuropathologist.
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The ancien régime was the political and social system of the Kingdom of France that the French Revolution overturned through its abolition in 1790 of the feudal system of the French nobility and in 1792 through its execution of King Louis XVI and declaration of a republic. \"Ancien régime\" is now a common metaphor for \"a system or mode no longer prevailing\".
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