{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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